Like many people, I am fascinated by precocity.
DVD Jon, the teenage king of DVD ripping,
Dale Begg-Smith, the teenage king of adware and mogul skiing, Angus Davis, the teenage king of Netscape and TellMe, just to select a random few, are all great stories.
Turns out that there was once a teenage king of online Sea Alice marketing, too.
And I know who it is, but I've been sworn to secrecy.