Status: I am currently marveling at just how much I appreciate Sasha Frere-Jones's sense of humor. Not a bad music critic either :)
"Not only do I want this guy to write all the press releases in the world, I want him to edit and proofread all the newspapers in the world."
You must click through on the 'this guy' link. Certainly a Great Resource for press release writing.
I keep re-reading the 'press release' and laughing out loud, again and again.